Back from Oblivion

Sorry for the long await of new posts, I have been extremely busy for so long, between exams, failures and sleeping in the lab for days non stop, I am back and I have a lot of updates on what has been happening for the last few months.

First I would like to tell you about who left from the old roommates.

HollyLand guy left, nodogsland too. snif snif :P.

Typhoon, Slimeball, little Demon are still here and they are still as annoying as ever, Slimeball and Little Demon are cleaner, but Typhoon is worse and worse, he is a fucking filthy bastard, everyday I fight the urge of changing his face so that even his mother won't recognize him.He is still noisy, annoying, sleeps during the day and makes plenty of noise at night.the usual fucker that we expect...

New Flatmates came in and went, three from chocoLand who were the most amazing flatmates till now, amazingly clean, respectful, and friendly they will be missed greatly.

Another yoyolandese came in and he is still here, we shall call him Nononono, this guy is fairly clean, friendly, a bit down on the english language side but oh well you can't ask for anything.The only annoying thing he does is the way he eats, which is typical yoyolandese thing, slurping, and making noise...bleh.

There are two new flatmates from breadland, one(Sporty) is pretty cool regardlness is obsessive behavior regarding sports, the other(Chez) is a bit weird, and annoying he slams doors worse than the yoyolandese, he disrespectful of personal properties of others, he will be dealt with soon enough.

Now since those are out of the way, I am having some problems with unknown flatmates who are doing very direspectful and disgusting stuff.

1)The toilets are sometimes pretty unclean.(shit!)
2)Some people have trouble controlling the aim of their Penis.
3)Some long haired fucker leaves his hair in the shower (Chez)
4)Some fucker is cleaning his nose in the shower and putting the "leftovers" on the wall
5)People cook and not clean the oven...like fucking usual.(all of them)
6)People put things in the microwave and let it explode and splatter without cleaning behind them.
7)Pubic hair everywhere.
8)Smell of rotten food in the kitchen, probably some yoyolandese put his food like usual somewhere and he forgot about.
9)People fucking using my dishes, and cups without my permission.


Since this out of the way, there is a good news...I am leaving out of this shit hole as soon as possible, since I failed my Masters, I have no reason to stick around.Finding another place and moving asap.
:).
Sorry but I don't there will be any other posts anytime soon.

The Day that Filthy Goblin Left

It was a public holiday for me, fireworks went up in the air, rainbows everywhere, birds, flowers, motorcycles...woohoo.
The day he said he was leaving was damn GOOD :).

Stuff that I shouldn't be doing

by I do them anyway, because the yoyolandeses have zero concept of those.

1)turn off the kitchen light when no one is using it.
2)turn off the bathrooms light when no one is using it.
3)turn off the water heater when they forget to turn it off.
4)turn off the towel heaters.
5)clean the pans that they pretended that they cleaned, so I can cook.
6)remind them to do the stuff above over and over and over.

long live the great land of yoyoland...NOT

The day that wiseguy left....

So after 2 months, wiseguy decided to leave; his excuse is that he needed a bigger place because his girlfriend is coming to live with him.
I am starting to wonder if is really the case or he just wanted to ran away from the other yoyolandeses.
Anyway, I was pissed off that he is going away till that moment he was the best roommate between all of them, clean, calm, and wise.
So the job of training the other yoyolandese fell on me, at first I was pretty nice, pretty patient with them and when they do something wrong all I say is: "its okay".
Well if you ever live with yoyolandeses never ever tell them its okay when they make a mistake, its like a green light to do worse.
Anyway, I changed...I started yelling at them and leading them with anger and they were doing most of the time what I wanted. They hate me of course, but who cares :P.

Assholic Roommate

This time I am gonna talk about another guy in this flat, he is such an asshole, control freak, always watching everyone's move, a dictator, a zero mistake tolerance tyrant, a decibel delimeter, a smell sensitive, complete weirdo...
who is that?
ME.

What do they do at this hour?

Several times, I hear the noise of Little Demon going from his room to Slime ball's room at like 1:30 am, 2:00 am sometimes 3:00 am... he slams some doors a bit (of course) enters...
I hear some deep toned talking, a bit of groaning then Little Demon goes back to his room.
What do you think is happening there?

Long, Black and as thick as a soda can....

No, i am not talking about every woman's dream :P...
Its instead what I found in the toilet when I entered the bathroom, a souvenir left by one of my roommates.
Apparently he tried to flush it a few times, but he couldn't so he closed the toilet and put the scrubber over it as a sign not to open it. I just thought it was the cleaning lady who forgot to put it back.
And the horror when I opened it to do my deeds...
i tried to flush it with no success.
what the hell was he the fucker thinking? if it doesn't flush you fucking leave it???
we have 3 bathrooms (for the deeds. 5 in total) and we were 8 at the time, so cancelling one of them makes 8 people have to share 2 toilets... bah what an idiot. what was he counting on?? that it magically disappears? or what?
So I was pissed off, and the wiseguy saw me, I told him what happened... he told me that he thinks its typhoon.
I was more angry (Typhoon never lets me sleep properly with his noise) another thing to make me angry at typhoon, so I wrote a paper... a very rude paper: "The person who left his Shit in here, better clean it fast with hot water. this is disgusting."
The next day he was like annoyed by me because I criticize too much..
Oh shut the fuck up asshole... respect the others, and don't leave your shit laying around public places...
fucker...